This is something that I have been wanting to do for a long time, and something funny. Please enjoy!
Itadori: Why are you smiling?
Sukuna: What? Can't I just be happy?
Megumi: Gojo fell down the stairs.
-BEEP-
Itadori: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Toji: Thank you.
Itadori: I didn't say it was a good thing.
Toji: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
-BEEP-
Todo: I've looked everywhere for my shirt, and I still can't find it.
Itadori: Everywhere you say?
Todo: Yes.
Itadori: *Opens the drawer, pulls out the shirt.*
Todo: I swear, that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.
-BEEP-
Itadori: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Sukuna: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Itadori: Wait- WHAT?!
Sukuna: Goodnight.
-BEEP-
Gojo: I'm the smartest, wisest person in the group!
Megumi: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine again?
Gojo: I paid for my Snickers Bar, I'm getting my Snickers Bar.
-BEEP-
Nobara: What do you think Sukuna will do for a distraction?
Itadori: He would probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*A building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Itadori: . . . . . Or he could do that.
-BEEP-
Toji: I'm still trying to figure out why you're still friends with me.
Itadori: Because you're sweet and funny!
Toji: Gojo says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
-BEEP-
Sukuna: Now that Itadori's gone, I'm gonna set a building on fire.
Megumi: Why?!
Sukuna: He's like 85% of my impulse control.
-BEEP-
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HEHEHEHE another one has been finished. I'm working on two stories at the current moment. I'll see ya around!
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Itadori Harem - Headcanon Book!
FanfictionLadies and Gentlemen, I present you. . . . . Another book literally nobody asked for! This story is just full of a bunch of headcanons and a bit of more stories I have been think of making in the near future. Please enjoy and send feedback. (*＾3...
