Love At First SNAP! | LawSan 💋

13: Two Beds, One Room? 🎭

Sanji: "I'll call you back."

Zoro: "Huh? What's with this new account?"

Sanji: "My old one sunk to the bottom of the Ocean. I can't talk now, give me a minute."

Zoro: "My question will take less than a minute out of your "precious" time, anyways."

Sanji: "I have a bigger question to answer right now, you stupid steroid!"

Zoro: "You sound out of breath."

Sanji: "I AM."

Zoro: "What're you hyperventilating about?"

Sanji: "The question I left practically pending!"

Zoro: "Not my problem. I didn't mean to call at a wrong time, that question just got in my way."

Sanji: "Contrary; You were the one that got in MY WAY. What ever it is, please make it quick."

Sanji: "Is everyone okay? More importantly, are Nami-San and Robin-Chan alright? Nothing happened to them, right?!"

Zoro: "Breathe for a damn minute, you sound like you're rapping."

Sanji: "I'll bust out a diss track right now and cremate you on the spot if you don't get to the point. The faster I hang up, the better!"

Zoro: "Have it your way then. Are you seeing Law?"

Sanji: "You mean yesterday?"

Zoro: "No, in general. Are you two seeing each other?"

Sanji: "We have eyes, of course we see each other."

Zoro: "Don't act dumb, that only works on Luffy."

Sanji: "I really have to go. I'll call you back."

Zoro: "Don't even think about hanging up before answering me."

Sanji: "What's gonna happen if I do? Is the phone gonna explode?"

Zoro: "No."

Sanji: "I've made my point."

-Call Ended-

"Shit... I thought that my heart was gonna explode."

[👻Incoming call from: sake_samurai🗡]

"Again....!?"

Sanji: "What is it now!?"

Zoro: "I told you not to hang up."

Sanji: "Who the hell are you to tell me what to do with MY own phone!?"

Zoro: "What did you do last night?"

Sanji: "Is that any of your business?"

Zoro: "No. I still wanna know, though."

Sanji: "I have no obligation to give you details on my private life."

Zoro: "Yeah, I agree with that."

Sanji: "Good."

Zoro: "Just answer one thing: Did you two... Get together?"

Sanji: "I spent the entire day with Torao yesterday, if that's what you wanted to stick your nose into. And all night too."

Zoro: "And?"