CH10 - BBQ Talks

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[No one's POV ]

"How do you usually cut them? ( Beef )"

"I slice and dice them! ( Actual Enemies )"

"Doesn't that make it harder to skewer them...? ( On BBQ sticks )"

"Haah? Why need to skewer them?"

Alicia stared at the two maniacs having a casual conversation on the training grounds, She predicted back then that it won't really hurt for (Y/N) to make friends with someone but him talking to Lappland was way out of her ideas

'I made sure that atleast someone sane would atleast talk to him though... Did they run away?' She thought as she continued to listen from afar

"So you can have two! ( Putting other ingredients in the stick )"

"I do! It just gets heavier! ( Putting another person on the blade )"

"...how many do you even put to make it heavier? ( Beef )"

"Three! ( People )"

(Y/N) sweatdropped "You arms are THAT frail to carry three...?" Lappland gave him a gnarl and leaned closer to him "You callin me weak?!?"

Alicia couldn't bear to listen in anymore and decided that it was best to cut in "Hey (Y/N)!" The man quickly looked at her with a raised eyebrow "Yo, Gonna ask me something?"

"Doktah!!! Hello!!!" Lappland excitedly greeted her by waving her swords, which almost hit (Y/N). He seemed confident that it wouldn't hit him though "Did you not stop by the lab like i told you too?"

"I did. Thanks for hiring my sister even though she can't mostly speak." He smiled and gave the Doctor a thumbs up "save it for later, What happened?"Alicia gave him a serious look and placed both of her arms on her jacket's pocket

"Ehh, i entered and left since i was getting glares"

"Ha, Scared~? What a coward"

"Not now doggy, I'll be with you shortly"

"That's it!" After an angry shout, (Y/N) immediately shoved Alicia away lightly as Lappland went for a stab, only for him to easily dodge "It was a joke! C'mon!" He said as he dodged another stab from the blades

"Alicia~ can i subdue her?!?" He ducked down to dodge as he waited for the doctor to confirm "Ow... Yeah, sure..."Alicia dusted her uniform off and watched as Lappland go for another stab, only for him to retaliate by leaning to the side and grabbing her arm

"Pah! If you th-" (Y/N) spared her no time in talking as He pulled her into a clothesline. Successfully knocking her down, He quickly grabbed her leg and dragged her before slamming her down to the floor

"...fuu... Alright, I think we are good..." He took deep breaths as he stared at the unconscious Lappland on the floor "... She's not dead... Right?"

"Well, if i stab her right around her then maybe i could had" He circles his fingers on the back of Lappland's head, causing Alicia to facepalm "But hey, I'm no doctor. Some maniac still goes to keep fighting if you just attack their head"

Alicia let out an irritated sigh and grabbed him from the collar and attempted to drag him away, only to realize that she can't even drag him due to his strength "...Ooh! I should had done that! Holy shit Doc, You're great at thinking of ways to neutralize an enemy!" He praised her as he went closer to Lappland, dragging the struggling Doctor as well

He placed his foot down on the lupo's back and grabbed the back of the collar of her uniform before pulling hard "This can act as a cho-" (Y/N) stopped as he stared at the ripped cloth "...this isn't choking..." He muttered and looked down to

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