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Incorrect quotes
Done by yours truly

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Verspara and Cale: *stares at each other *

Cale: I'm afraid a trash like me will not be of any use to you

Verspara: well then. If you are trash, then I must be a garbage collector.

Cale: ...

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Alberu: You are made of 60% water

*pauses*

Alberu: And I am thirsty

Verspara: I'm sorry but it seems that the paperwork has sucked my moisture dry.
*points to pile of paperwork *

Verspara: feel free to drink someone else

Alberu: *looks at Cale*

Cale: fvck no! *runs*

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Verspara : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cale?
Cale: ... No.
Alberu: I do!
Verspara : I know, Alberu.
Alberu: I'm sad!
Verspara : I know, Alberu.

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Verspara , in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Alberu, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Cale : what the fuck are you guys doing?
Verspara : playing systemic oppression

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Verspara : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Alberu: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Verspara : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Cale : edible

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Verspara : If you had to choose between Alberu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Cale : That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Alberu: Cale !
Verspara : 63 cents.
Cale : I'll take the money.
Alberu: CALE !!!

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*Verspara is cooking*
Alberu: Any chance that's for me?
Verspara : It's for Choi Han. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Cale : I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Verspara : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Choi Han: I think you mean cards.
Verspara , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Verspara : How do I deal with my enemies?
Choi Han: Kill them
Verspara : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Choi Han: Kill them only a little?

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Verspara:Do you take constructive criticism?

Cale: I only accept cash or credit

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Verspara: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Cale: Three words.

Alberu face palming: you oblivious fuck.

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Cale : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Verspara :Cale, that's a coma.
Cale : Sounds festive.

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Verspara : Anyone d-
Alberu : Depressed?
Cale: Drained?
Choi Han: Dumb?
Rosalyn : Disliked?
Verspara : -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Verspara : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Rosalyn : Rude.
Alberu : That's fair.
Cale : Not again.
Choi Han: Are you going to want this back?

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