Ninja:(In Japanese) I want to eat your ass.
Bro: whats that?
Ninja:(in English) I said your ugly you idiot.
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Stoner:captain we need to talk.
Captain:yes?
Stoner:you have three people you like. I'm one of them. I know the other 2.
Captain:(very guilty) pshhh! No I only like you.
Stoner:you realize that you talk in your sleep.
Captain:oh Frick.
(It is my head cannon that captain is a sleep talker)
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Gnome:engi I'm cold.
Engineer:here babe(snuggles up next to her.
Veteran:(glances at players thicc thighs) player I'm cold.
Player:go grab a blanket.
Veteran:(whispers) F*CK.
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Captain:I got the death note.
Stoner: cool, can you right my name down.
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Veteran:what's the name of the train from thomas the tank engine.
Everyone:...... Bruh.
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Captain:I love you, you love me!
Bro:DUDE WHAT ARE YOU 5.
Captain:yah 5 inches deep in your MOM.
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Captain:I just baked these large buns.
Mr cheese:I have never seen buns so big
Hunter: I have but let's just leave mother out of this.
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The gentleman: why are you watching cartoons and not doing tasks.
Mr cheese:gravity Falls is more important than tasks old b*tch.
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Player: does anyone here have a name that is not relevant to them anymore or doesn't fit there personality?
Rookie: I still go by rookie even though I have been playing for a while.
Player:haha!
Happy:I go by happy even though I'm depressed.
Player and rookie:........Oh.
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(If engineer and flamingo were in the bee mod)
Gnome:(turns into bee).
(Flamingo shows up)
Engineer:heh the birds and the bees.
Flamingo:are you implying-
Engineer:NO!
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Mr egg:(plays an ace of spades) alright.
Veteran:(plays down uno reverse) HA EAT IT!
Captain:(places down a pokemon card) I CHOOSE YOU IVYSAUR!
Stoner:(places his credit card down) heh, eat financial debt.
Engineer:(puts down Christmas cards he made for everyone) MERRY CHRISTMAS DWEEBS.
Player:I'm sorry what game are we playing again.
Veteran:go fish.
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Engineer:are you gold, titanium, sulfer, titanium and carbon. Cause damn girl, you lookin pretty AUTISTIC.
(If you don't get it then those things up there I'm pretty sure there listings on the periodic table are the letters to spell that).
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Captain:(stubs his toe) AW F*CK.
stoner:OK WHO THE F*CK TAUGHT CAPTAIN THE F*CK WORD.
Bro:why the f*ck are you asking me.
Stoner: I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FOUND OUT WHO TAUGHT CAPTAIN THE F*CK WORD.
Player: how dare someone teach captain the f word.
stoner:SAY F*CK YOU LITTLE B*TCH.
captain:yeah say f*ck player.
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Alright thats it bye
