Inspired by Amonguslogicfan155. Also I'll put my opinion at bottom
Bday vs clogsworth
Stoner vs player
Mr egg vs bro
Blue/monster vs not orange
Mr cheese vs veteran
Mother vs gentleman
Captain vs gnome
Engineer vs ninja
My opinions
Bday
Stoner
Bro
Not orange
Veteran
Gentleman
Captain
Engineer
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