things i think player would say

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Why can I win a pro soccer match but not freaking among us.

Oh you think your so great Mr cheese because you get all the girls. I CAN MAKE DUCK IMPRESSIONS.

See theres a girl then a shawty

Can you do abortion when I'm twenty five engineer? (Engineer) no. You dumb fu-

I'm not gay. I'm just a man who gets a boner when I see another man.

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