readers pronouns: they.them
type: small stories, incorrect quotes, platonic!
warning: T-CEST DNI!!
a.n: i need to do more of this- LMAO! these were all found from tiktok-
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splinter: were like a big happy family !! .. and i'm the dad 💁 aaand draxumns the mom! 🧚
draxum: why am i the mom? 😡 what gender roles are we pushing here? 👁👄👁
donnie: i know they're thinking i'm like the son but i' not! ☝ i'll be the gay🏳🌈 emo🖤 cousin 🙍
leo: i will be the son! 😍 the hot🥵 shot🔫 who's only dream! ..... is to be a star⭐
raph: i feel like i would be 'a fresh out of jail' uncle🧓🧍
april: and i'm the sassy aunt 🍷 .. who talks sh!t about everyone 💅
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leo: y.n is in my bed- 🧍🛏
y.n: theres a pounding in my head- 🤕
donnie: glitter all over the room... ✨
mikey: casey is in the pool 🌊
y.n: i smell like a mini bar... 🍷🧍
mikey: april's passed out in the yard- 🌄
leo: is raph on the barbecue? 🌭 🥵
donnie: is this a hickey or a bruise? 🫣 *taps y.n's neck before they smack his hand away*
leo: pictures of last night ended up online- we're screwed...
spilnter: BOOOYS!!
y.n: oh well..
mikey: it's a blacked-out blur- ⬛
donnie: but i'm pretty sure it ruled.. 👑
leo: damn
all: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT?!
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insert: bad boy by cascada here
villain: don't move! or else i shoot this old man *points 🔫 to draxums head*
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leo: *flosses*
y.n: *does the shopping cart*
mikey: *shakes his hips as he breaks it down*
donnie: *does the robot*
raph: *pivot-turns*
april: *twerks*
splinter: *does the fucking w.a.p*
YOU ARE READING
𝙈𝙔 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 | various!rottmnt x reader
FanfictionCOMPLETED , DISCONTINUED | never thought i'd say this, but welcome to my rottmnt x reader (hc & oneshot) book! reader is human, plz enjoy 💌
