"Everyone, Ohio is real! Look at all the maps, it's on there!"
"No, it's not Shawn! Those maps are all fake!"
"Then why do those maps show where we live!?"
"They put that on there to make it look real! But have you ever BEEN to Ohio!?"Shawn looks at Mikey blank-faced for a moment. They indeed have never been to Ohio.
"Exactly."
Crystal walks up to Mikey and places a hand on his shoulder.
"Mikey. You know what we must do."
Mikey nods and summons a power ball. Crystal aids Mikey in loading up the ball to its max capacity. Then, they aim it at Shawn.
"I'm sorry, Shawn. But it must be done.
The power ball blasts Shawn across the park, crashing them through a few trees, and soon into the ground. They disappear into a puff of smoke and dust. The group ran to where Shawn crashed and waited for the dust to settle.
The dust settled... And Shawn was still standing. They were completely unharmed. Not a scratch nor a bruise to be found. Nary even a small cut. They seem to have absorbed the power ball and made it their own. And with it, they have truly gone mad.
"I see it... I see the light."
"I SEE THE LIGHT!!!"
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The Myth Known As Ohio
HumorOne side believes Ohio is real. The other side denies its existence... A group of friends must save Shawn Smith from turning to the dark side. Will the Deniers succeed? Or will they lose their friend to the Shadow Realm known as Ohio? Remember, Ohio...