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[You wake up to the sound of your door bell.

Aware of the hangover you're about to experience, you cautiously open your eyes and greet the headache with a grunt.

You try to pull yourself up out of the couch you had passed out on, only to be pulled back into it by an excruciating pain in your neck.

The doorbell chimes again,

And again,

And again.

Begrudgingly, you roll out of your living room couch and stomp your way towards the door.

You open the door and it feels like you opened your fridge as cool breeze hit your face. You squint your eyes at the night's brightness as if the moon travelled all the way to your doorstep and threw its fake light at you. You take a moment to adjust your eyes to the white streetlights.

When you finally get your eyesight back, you're met with a pair of eyes. Your face couldn't help but deadpan at the sight in front of you.

You slam your door in Jungkook's face and decide to pretend nothing happened.

"Open the damn door, you piece of shit!" Someone shouts from the other side of the door and you know it's not Jungkook. It can't be him, his voice isn't that high pitched. Or is it? For a moment you consider his singing talent and conclude it might as well be him but then your brain decides to introduce the concept of 'logic' to you.

It's obviously Jennie.

You run back to open the door for Jennie, hoping for her to be the only one present there and not the hallucination of Jeon Jungkook you saw earlier.

"Maybe try using your key next time," you say as you unlock the door.

To your dismay, Jennie stands right next to the hallucination with big plastic bags in her hands. Patches of grass and mud cover her face as strands of her hair go haywire. You couldn't help but stare.

"Yes, I fell on my face. Now, move."

Oh.

You leave some space for Jennie to enter and the hallucination tags along like your apartment's his grandma's place.

"where do you think you're go...," you try to stop him but pause when you notice heavy bags in his hands.

"if you guys are gonna do some breaking bad kinda shit, I'm gonna have to kick you out," you announce as you look at Jennie who places her bags on the kitchen's counter. "No drug business here, this ain't your blueberry bar," you joke and kinda feel guilty as you remember how bad it was when the bar got busted and people lost their jobs and one of those victims happen to be in this room but he also spammed you and made you feel uncomfortable so you don't know what to feel anymore.

You point at Jungkook, "I'm kicking you out either way so," you step aside and motion your hand towards your door, "help yourself."

"Who made you the boss?" Jennie questions, "he's here to have dinner with us."

When you hear the word 'dinner,' you panic. How long has it been since you passed out on the couch? You check your pockets to find your phone to know the time.