Draco had been learning french cause he inherited his father's business. And Harry was also trying to learn french since he wondered what draco had been saying to him when he spook to him in french.
"Harry, ton cul est superbe aujourd'hui" draco said smirking.
Translation:Harry your ass looks great today.
"What?"
"nothing Harry" draco said internally screaming at himself for saying that.
"Draco, what did you say though? I didn't understand a thing."
"really Harry, it was nothing."
"Alright then, if you say so" with that Harry left still wondering what draco said to him. He was pretty sure it was something in french but still couldn't stop thinking about it. So he decided to learn french.
"Hermione!" Harry shouted.
"yes?"
"I wanna learn french! But the only person I know who speaks french is you!"
"Why do you wanna learn french Harry?" Hermione asked giving a puzzled look.
"because.... I wanna go to France!" He blurted out.
"France? Why do you wanna go there?" Hermione asked.
"I think it's a beautiful place!" Which Harry wasn't lying as he also wanted to go there, but the real reason he wanted to learn french is cause he wants to make sure draco isn't cursing him in french or whatever.
"fine Harry, I'll teach you" Harry smiled as Hermione motioned him to go to the astronomy tower so she can teach him. But right before that Hermione said she had to go to the bathroom. But what she didn't know is that she'd be locked in there and someone would take her place....
After hours of learning, and quizzing him. He finally got it.
"Ok Harry now repeat after me, Je veux aller en France !"
Translation: I wanna go to France!
"Je veux aller en France !" Harry somehow got it correct.
"Oh my Merlin! I did it! I fucking did it!" Hermione smiled at his efforts even if it was just a small sentence. She was still proud of Harry.
"Hermione? How do you say "I love you" in french?" Harry asked.
"Oh er- Je vous aime"
"Je vous aime?"
"Harry if you don't mind me asking...
Harry nodded and let her finish.
"do you like draco?" Hermione asked.
"well...yes I do, but don't tell him" Hermione blushed and looked away hoping the raven haired boy hadn't noticed. "Mione why are you blushing?" Harry asked suspiciously.
"me? I am not blushing!"
"yes you are!" Then Harry gasped as he saw Hermione's Harry was blonde.
"Mione?"
"Yes?"
"Why's your hair blonde and short?"
"what? My hair isn't blonde!" Harry gave "Hermione" a mirror. "Hermione gasped she tried to run away but Harry grabbed her wrist. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HERMIONE!?" Harry shouted pointing his wand at the person who's Polly juice was wearing off.
"Relax pottah! It's me" draco said.
"Draco? What the fuck mate"
"I know I know it looks bad, but I just wanted to spend some time with you" draco said hoping Harry would calm down. "Harry calm down!"
"CALM DOWN? I AM CALM!" Draco pulled Harry into a kiss hoping he'd actually calm down, seconds later they pulled apart. Draco smirked as he said "so you like me potter?" Harry just blushed and nodded not being able to say a word.
"eh bien je t'aime bien aussi mais j'aime encore plus ton cul" translation: I like you as well but I like your ass even more." draco said forgetting he's just taught Harry french. Harry blushed and said "Tu as raison mon cul est très sympathique !"
Translation: you're right my ass is very likeable!
The two kissed again but they were interrupted by a very angry hermione. "I cannot believe you locked me in the girls bathroom!"
"Sorry Hermione but I had too!" With that Hermione started chasing draco with a wand saying "I'm gonna get you!" Harry just laughed at the two and sat there and watched as Hermione was chasing draco.
"HARRY! HELP ME! SHES GONE MAD!" Harry just started laughing even more as he recorded it with his muggle device. "Damn this is gonna go viral" Harry thought
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