New Zealand: 3 reasons why I'm not having a hot girl summer
New Zealand: 1, its winter
New Zealand: 2, I'm not a girl *holds up transgender flag*
New Zealand: 3, its not hot and neither am I *stands out in the snow*
Another because why not
New Zealand: New Zealand isn't real. Yeah this whole accent and everything is just an act. Yeah I'm actually a paid actor in the state of Texas. YEeHaW
Again because I haven't updated in like a month
New Zealand: motherfuckers be like 'ass or tits?' arms bitch I need a hug
Yet again
Australia: aw look at this cute candle holder, it's only 2.99!
New Zealand: and I got a rug, it's about $250. Let's go
Australia: I- No, put it down!
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
