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UK: how was school today?

New Zealand: it was fine but someone pushed Canada off the swing.

UK: and where were you?

New Zealand: i was over on the bench.

UK: and what did you do?

New Zealand: nothing I was over on the bench.

UK: and you saw what happened?

New Zealand: yeah cause I was over on the bench.

UK: so you saw what happened and did nothing?

New Zealand: yeah 'cause I was sitting over on the bench.

UK: so tell me this? In Nazi Germany the people who knew what the nazis were doing and did nothing were they good people?

New Zealand: no you've gotta stop the nazis.

UK: but you saw what they were doing to Canada and you did nothing?

New Zealand: 'cause I was over on the bench!

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