New Zealand: a 13 year old boy tried to fight me today but by pure coincidence I knew his dad on a first name basis.
New Zealand: I called out "Canada" to him which is his name and he looked at me, smiled and waved
New Zealand: I looked down at the boy gave him a smirk and said "I'm gonna fuck your dad"
New Zealand: I have that boy more cycological damage than any ex girlfriend can ever give him
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
