New Zealand: on thanksgiving I came out to my family
New Zealand: I have this stepfather who hates gay people and because of that I come out of the closest on thanksgiving every thanksgiving
New Zealand: for the last six years
New Zealand: and they say that coming out is the hardest thing that a young person can do and it is.
New Zealand: but it gets easier every single year.
New Zealand: and here's how I do it.
New Zealand: I stand up with a glass of water and a knife like I'm giving a toast at a wedding.
New Zealand: and I go...
New Zealand: excuse everyone
New Zealand: I have an announcement to make
New Zealand: and my stepfather will go...
Netherlands : FOR THE FUCK SAKE AGAIN?!
New Zealand: then I release the doves and I do my musical number and I throw the glitter... And I sit down
New Zealand: it's apart of the meal now
New Zealand: you know what I mean its apart of thanksgiving now
New Zealand: people expect it. Its apart of the ritual of thanksgiving...
New Zealand: like the turkey comes out, the potatoes come out, I come out.
New Zealand: this year was great though
New Zealand: my father came to thanksgiving for the first time in a decade and no one has told him about my little joke because he's 58 and he doesn't do surprises. The first time he was surprised was when he was asleep on a boat in pearl harbour and since then we leave him alone.
New Zealand: and I thought about not doing it but no tradition. Right 6 years in a row that's a tradition.
New Zealand: turkey, potatoes, me. Everyone expects it.
New Zealand: we are all sat around the table
New Zealand: it's me, my family, my father and my best friend Wales.
New Zealand: Wales has nowhere to go for thanksgiving so I invited him.
New Zealand: he has no idea what's gonna happen.
New Zealand: and I stood up with glass of water and my knife point
New Zealand: EXCUSE EVERYONE.
New Zealand: WALES AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
New Zealand: and my father crosses his arms and he looks around the table and goes
UK: I've know since you were 9 years old.
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