If they have a P! In front of their name they're in the present and if they have a Y! It means they're the preschool version
P! New Zealand: when I was in preschool I was playing with my dinosaur toys when this bitch came over kicked over my triceratops and said
Y!Belarus: I like you we're going to play dolls now
P!New Zealand: I'm like
Y!New Zealand: no
And her friend comes over and is like
Y!Estonia: excuse me she just said she has a crush on you and asked you out on a date
P!New Zealand: i was like 4 at this time I had no idea what dating was and I'm pretty sure I would rather fuck a triceratops than this bitch so I'm like
Y!New Zealand:no I'm playing with my Dino toys
Y!Belarus: *offended gasp*
P!New Zealand: and this bitch picks up my triceratops and snaps it in half
P!New Zealand: YOU COULD DO A LOT TO ME IN PRESCHOOL BUT YOU COULD NOT BREAK MY DINO TOY!
P!Wales: honey calm down
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FanfictionWhat the title say :p and also most of these will be New Zealand and Australia soo
