The chapter where I run over the wierdest people ever

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Blink. Blink.blink blink.
Yup, this is it, I officially HATE mornings!
Who doesn't Saph?
Ignore her she's not supposed to be 'helping'

As, I was saying.
I reluctantly swing my legs over the side of my bed and stretch.
"Saph! Get down here! Something came for you!" I hear my Dad call out to me,
"Coming!" I shout back with my morning voice. Shivering at the bitter morning air I walk downstairs. When I get there my mother and father are hunched over a letter in the kitchen,
"Whatever it is I didn't do it!" I yell eyes widening remembering the prank I pulled on my Dad's brother, I had replaced his shaving cream and stuff with my mothers fancy makeup, put whip cream on his face and honey on his hands, water balloons over his bed and shampoo on his floor, Dad really needs to figure out I stole his book of pranks he made when he was younger but kept it for some reason.

"Its not that, but that prank was brilliant. It's your Hogwarts acceptance letter." Dad replys ignoring my mothers glare as he praises my prank.

"Really?!" I sequel,

You're so childish, you know that?
She's right.
Shut up you two.

My Mom smiles and passes it to me. Taking it I quickly scan the page until my eyes land on the day it starts, September first, two days away! Smiling widely I pass it back to my parents and ask,
"Can we get my stuff today?"
"I guess, why not?" My Dad looks at my Mom. She nods.
My stomuch growls so I decide I need food,
"Fooooooddddd!!!!" I grown over dramatic.

She's always like this.
Its true.
Yup.
Who's supposed to be writing this book again? Oh yeah! That's right! Me!

My mother chuckles and tells me,
"Your father used to do the same thing." My dad looks at me and we share a look. Then he joins I on my growning.
"Alright, alright!" My Mom replies "Oh, and Sirius the rest of the marauders are coming over, well, except Lily and Prongs, but their daughter, Helen's adoptive parents are bringing her. They are all bringing their daughters, who have also gotten their letters."
"Huh? Who's Prongs? Wait, the marauders?! Dad told me about them once! Geniuses!" I exclaim talking to myself again.

"Now. Breakfast?" Mom asks.
"Yes!" Me and Dad yelp.
Well, now I know where you get your childishness from.
Oi.

We sit down at the table in the kitchen/ dinning room, and eat. My parents with, coffee, eggs and toast, me with, hot cocoa and lucky charms cereal, love that stuff! Once we finish I decide its time for me to change out of my muggle spiderman PJ's-
Batman's better!
You wish!
I don't 'wish' I know!
Its obvious! Spiderman is better!
Batman's better because he doesn't have super powers!
That's what makes Spiderman so awesome! Because he does!
Tie breaker? Sherlock Holmes.
I personally like wolverine.
You just had to didn't you potter?
Back to the story.

Heading up to my slightly vintage bedroom packed with pranking supplies, I throw on, a pair of shorts with sharpe doodles all over them, a Nirvana T-shirt, my red high tops and my green army jacket leaving my straight hair down( outfit on top.) After I'm finished getting dressed I head to the bathroom across the hall to brush my teeth.

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