the basement buddies gang book

The hood

Tatum, Anakin, Larissa, Maddy, Ashtray, and his brother Fez were going to Mcdonalds but Fez had to do a drug deal. "First off fuck your bitch and the click you claim" Larissa was singing in the back seat "Shut up" Maddy tells her

"I hit em up" Larissa starts singing again

"Yo can you shut the fuck up" Ash says getting mad

"Yeah you gotta chill out back there for real, me and Ash gotta deal with some real serious business right now so-" Fez says, getting interrupted by Larissa

"Yeah ill do that" Larissa says then starts texting her sugar daddy Snape. The car pulls up to a gate, and Fez gets out of the car. Fez walks to the car window "Ten-twenty minutes tops. Yall please stay in the car, no fucking around and being stupid, yall hear me? Ash lets go. Anakin, you too just incase these people are some crazy ass motherfuckers." Fez tells them.

Maddy and Larissa are trolling Indian men on instagram, and Tatum gets out a container, and pulling out a syringe. "Um I dont think thats a good idea- to be doing that here-" Larissa tells her "Its just heroin" Tatum tells Larissa "Yeah I know, but this doesnt seem like the best place for that" Larissa replies "Why?" says Tatum

"This just doesnt seem like the right time to be doing that" Larissa says

"Listen, I know what you fucking are and youre probably fucking eating that old man's ass for oxys or whatever the fuck youre into." Tatum says annoyed

Maddy looks up from their phone, still trolling Indian men, seeing Tatum put the heroin in the syringe. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHAT THE FUCK" Maddy screams "OH that is your whole fucking crotch" Larissa yells, while Tatum sticks the syringe in her leg, before getting pulled out of the car after Maddy and Larissa.

"YOU COME TO MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH TWO FUCKING TWELVE YEAR OLDS, TWO JUNKIE WHORES, AND SOME MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT KNOW? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" Some old man screams. "I'm on fucking probation. We are not involved with any illegal activity. We do not associate with any illegal activity. And Laurie over there?" He points to a lady on a couch. "LAURIE DONT DESERVE THIS SHIT!" The bald old man yells. He then starts playing some music. "Alright check this out, all of yall lets get naked right fucking now"

"COME ON MAN, LETS GO" another guy in the crack house says. "LETS GO CMON!" "You heard what the fuck he said cmon!" the bald guy says. Ash starts to take off his jacket. "Come on lets go everybody undress" Says the bald man. "Except for you, keep yo shit on man, aint nobody wanna see you naked." He says to Ash. Ash then gets thrown in the closet.

"COME ON YALL LETS GET NAKED" He screams again. Maddy calls Jabba and Jabba is now in the crack house "ME SEE NAKED ME SEE NAKED SCHUTTA SCHUTTA" He says. "COME ON GET NAKED" "Does it look like Im wearing a fucking wire you fucking paranoid-" Tatum says, getting cut off by the bald man by getting her head smashed into the wall "HEY" Anakin yells then the bald man smashes his head into the wall too. "FUCK" Anakin screams

"Come on everybody we gotta get naked come on everybody lets go" The bald man then starts dancing. Maddy gets naked for Jabba the Hutt while Larissa stands there doing nothing. Then Snape flies through the window. "YOU TOO GET NAKED" Bald man says to Snape. "No" Then Andrew Garfield comes in and beats up the old man. They all leave and go to Mcdonalds then back to the hotel. Anakin and Tatum go and murder younglings because younglings are stupid.