the basement buddies gang book

Bill Jensen

There was a knock on the hotel room door. "I'll get it" says Larissa. They open the door to see Bill Jensen, a fat boy who looks like Trump. He is also the son of Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin's old Jedi Master who burned him alive and cut his legs off. "TODAY I WILL BE CONVERTING YOU ALL" screams Bill. Anakin pulls out his lightsaber "YOU ASSHOLE YOUR DAD BURNED ME ALIVE AND CUT MY LEGS OFF" Anakin yells. "OBI WAN IS A BITCH" says Tatum

"I LOVE YOU BILL JENSEN I WILL BE CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY BILL DADDY FAT BOY" screams Maddy to Bill. "DONT CALL ME THAT!!!!" Bill rages. "ay yo the fuck goin on in here?" Ashtray says. "Hey sexy" he says and grabs Tatums ass. "THATS YOUR COUSIN BRO" says JD to Ash "THEYRE MARRIED TO ANAKIN. DARTH VADER. MOST POWERFUL SITH. I wouldnt wanna be doing that kid." Billy warns him "I aint give two fucks imma do what ever the fuck i wanna do you fuckin rat boy" Ash argues. Anakin gets pissed that Ash likes Tatum, but doesnt hurt him since hes just a kid. "ME JABBA WANT ME JABBA MAC AND CHEESE" Jabba yells. "HERE FATASS SCHUTTA" Tatum gives him Daniels mac and cheese he didnt finish

"ARE YOU READY TO BE CONVERTED TO THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE RELIGION CHRISTIANITY?" Bill says to Maddy. "YES I AM." they go through the whole christianity hotline thing. "I WILL BECOME THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE RELIGION CHRISTIANITY." Bill says to Maddy for them to repeat. "I WILL BECOME THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE RELIGION JABBA THE HUTT PARKINSONS BACK TO THE FUTURE MICHAEL J FOX FAN ON THE TOILET BOTOON." Maddy says. "NO DONT SAY THAT" Bill screams and gets mad. Alan and Andrew overhear this then Bill sees them and throws bibles. "EVIL EVIL YOU ARE AGAINST JESUS CHRIST" Trump then walks in the room naked and takes a big fat shit in the middle of the room and shows off his 2 centimeter dick. He then smears his poop into the floor and Maddy eats it.

Bill Jensen is traumatized by this. He starts crying. "Dude shut the FUCK up." JD and Billy both say. Ashtray starts kicking the shit out of Bill while Jabba watches while eating his mac and cheese. Daniel Larson comes into the room and starts singing. "I GOT SOME ROOTBEER AND SOME ICE COLD TEA I GOT THIS ROOT BEER AND IM CHUGGIN IT DOWN I GOT SOME ROOT BEER AND SOME ICE COLD TEA I GOT THIS ROOT BEER AND IM CHUGGIN IT DOWN"

Then a new guest arrived. "HEY YALL!! BARBZ LIVES MATTER! BARBZ LIVES MATTER!" says Lovely Peaches. She then starts having sex with Putin.

Tatum, Anakin, and Ashtray go to Mcdonalds to get food for everyone and Ashtray gets a kids meal because hes 12 but jerks off to Tatum and Anakin having sex.

Jabba eats all of his food and shits it out then eats the shit and shits the eaten shit, then eats the shit out eaten shit. JD and Billy watch this, traumatized and concerned as to how Maddy loves Jabba.