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There will be cursing in this chapter!!!

"Texas? We thought you were dead." Flordia stated in faux concern, a mischievous grin not too hard to miss.

Texas narrowed his eyes, "I was just down here takin' a nap after that cold front, what the fuck is goin' on?"

"You were very still, I thought-."

"I'm a very sound sleeper- SORRY. You thought I was DEAD? And instead of callin' for help, or gettin' an ambulance, you decided to fuckin' plan out my funeral?!"

"We're all very busy.." Florida defended himself weakly.

"Oh this is bullshit!"

California took that chance to stride  on in, glancing down at the papers flrodia had scattered all around the table, "Since when did Texas die?"

"Oh, for fucks sake, y'all!"

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