Socks: Y/n, what do you think the point of us all being friends are? Like how would you describe us?
Y/n: Well, we're just on drugs, but 10000x more chaotic. We're just on high.
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Y/n: Hey, Tbh, how are you and grass going? Like, if you two have a wedding, can I be the flower girl? Ooh, are you planning to propoooose soon?
Tbh: Ohh... I actually broke up with grass.
Y/n: NOOOO
Tbh: Don't worry-
Y/n: YOU TWO WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER *starts sobbing*
Tbh: Chill, I'm with Meme's pencil sharpener.
Y/n: Hmmmmmmm
Tbh: Only ogs know how much time I spend with Meme's pencil sharpener.
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Y/n: *Starts a groupchat*
Laff: Hello?
Nadwe: Hi
Y/n: Welcome to chaos.
Muffin: Uhhhh...
Y/n: Also welcome to me endlessly spamming "owo motherfuckers."
Y/n: *Spams owo 29 times and messes up on the 8th time*
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((In the groupchat))
Ally: Goodnight guys
Blaza: Good night
Oof: Gn
Tbh: Goodnight you guys, don't let the murder bugs bite.
Y/n: Hey what-
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((Still in the groupchat))
Socks: Guys, I'm gonna play SCP if you wanna join.
*Meme, Blaza, Nadwe, and Y/n joins*
(A picture of a nightmarish, disassembled clown)
Blaza: Ayo Ennard, that's your cousin? Mangle, your long-lost human brother?
(A few minutes later a different clown shows up)
Meme: YOOOOO CIRCUS BABY IS THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND?
Y/n: Er-
Nadwe: Y/n, do you wanna get these braindead morons mental help?
Y/n: Sure, why not?
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!!DO NOT TAKE THIS ONE SERIOUSLY AT ALL!!
((Still in groupchat-))
Y/n: Laff, you're always saying I'm gonna be gay in the future, so do you think I'll be trans? Or non-binary? Or at least a different gender?
Laff: No, I just can't see you as a guy.
Y/n: J u s t a d i f f e r e n t g e n d e r?
Laff: No, your just gonna be gay.
Y/n: **you're
Laff: Shut up
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Meme: Shut up
Socks: No, I don't know HOW to.
Meme: I swear, I will shove a pen down your throat and kick you where it hurts.
Socks: Oh? Go punch a hole in your wall, then, wannabe bad boy.
Y/n: The hell did I just walk into?
Laff: No idea. Wanna get MacDonald's?
Y/n: It's MCDONALD'S but sure.
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((Not in groupchat))
*Muffin doing his homework*
Muffin: Hey guys, do you know what 6 x 3 is? I can't figure it out.
Socks: It's 17.
Meme: You're an idiot, it's 19.
Joocie: Aw, you're pathetic, but only one off. It's 20.
Nadwe: You guys are all fucking braindead, it's 12.
Muffin: And why is it 12, Nadwe?
Nadwe: Because! Monika's favorite color is emerald green, and all of those letters added up are 12. So, 6 x 3 = 12.
Blaza: What, you guys didn't pass math class in 3rd grade? It's 292.173913.
Woolfster: That's SOMEHOW more ridiculous than Nadwe's answer. How did you even get that?
Blaza: Simple. 6 and 3 put together are 63. 63 minus 6 is 57, then minus 9 is 48. Now we multiply 420 x 48, and that's 20,160. Divide 20,160 by 69 and you get 292.173913. Inaccurate answers possibly included. Done.
Muffin: Oh! Thanks, Blaza. I'll pass math this year for sure.
Y/n: Wait. Isn't it just 696969?
Blaza: Reasonable estimate, but no. Try again next time.
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Word count: 497
Hi!! Let me explain why there hasn't been any updates from this book in a while. I'm currently working on THREE separate chapters for this book. Yes, THREE. I really didn't want to forget any ideas, so I made chapters for these and yeahhh. For now, just try to enjoy the braindead squad. I'll make a few more of these, of course. And (most) of these scenarios are inspired by real life events! You've got lots of material when you're in a groupchat with your braindead classmates...
Anyway! I hope you liked this chapter. Merry/Happy Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkha! I hope you all stay safe and have happy holidays! Byee
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Socksfor1 Squad • Reader Insert • ~Motivation back~
Fanfictionhello- i was bored soooo i made a story oh ye, i think every chapter/part will be a separate story cus... why not- and this is inspired by ChocoLocoChu new cover made by Bee3e_idiot!
