So I walked downstairs to get a snack/drink and I hear my sister yell "ABBY'S COMING DOWNSTAIRS!"
(Family friends are over too)
So I was like "????" And my sister is like "We're talking about something you probably don't wanna hear."
I was like "Alright."
And dug through the fridge.
Then they started talking about fisting.
OKAY FIRST OF ALL: WHY.
SECOND OF ALL: W H Y
THEN MY SISTER was like "Did dad ever do rhat to you, mom?"
MY DAD WAS IN THE ROOM
AND THANK GOD MY MOM SAID FUCKING NO.
AND THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS AND HEARD MY DAD MENTION AN ORGY
YEAH THANKS GUYS
I'M MOVING TO THE MOON OH MY GOD. the asexual doesn't want to hear thissssa
YOU ARE READING
Tyler's Colourful Life
Humor(At this point in my life, I went by the name Abby instead of Tyler) Tyler made a rant/update book? Whoa. 99% of this will be random bullshit but 1% will actually be interesting wow. -Cover made by MintyWonderland-
