Helluva Boss One Shots

On The Run - part 2: Convict! Ex-Prince! Stolas x Convict! Blitzø 💖🥀

Its..

...

ITS GONE!???

WHERE COULD IT BE!???

SHIT SHIT SHIT!!

This is bad!

So so very bad!!

Everything is going wrong!

What do i even do!??

Why is this happening!!?

Damn it!!

I start panicking and pacing around in my room really worried.

Next thing i know i hear a hard knock on the front door.

"MR BLITZO, OWNER OF IMP, WE ARE TAKING TO CUSTODY FOR INVADING GOATIA FAMILY RULES AS WELL AS THEFT OF THE GRIMOIRE!"

"The O is silent!"

"YOU ARE TO EXIT YOUR HOME FROM THE FRONT DOOR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, UN ARMED AND SILENT! ANYTHING YOU DO WILL BE USED AGAINST IN THE COURT OF-"

"mk you fuckers done?"

I say as i look down from the window to see a shitty looking guard and a bunch of other guards behind him.

"COME DOWN TO YOUR FRONT DOOR HANDS UP OR THERE WILL BE-"

"consequences? Right, next thing you know you gonna try shooting me with those shitty fuck toys you call guns"

i respond rolling my eyes with a grin.

Truth be told i was about to shit myself because these fuckers can legit get me fucked, not literally.

"ANOTHER WORD AND WE WILL!"

"K take your best shot you shitty dick sucking fucks!"

I yell with a devilish grin as i run back inside.

I hear them bust the front door down so i just grab the things i need into a backpack and jump out the back window.

Wait the place is too high!

Im gonna break my fucking legs!!

SHIIIIT!!

Im a few inches from hitting the ground when something swoops me up, what the fuck!??

Im.. flying!??

I then look up at what just saved me from probably dying

"Stolas!??"

"Blitzy! Im so glad i got here on time!"

He says as he lands on the ground.

"Im so sorry for all of this Blitzy!"

"Its fine.. wait Stolas! We have to find Millie Moxxie and Loona! Millie and Moxxie didnt answer my calls and Loona wasnt home! Not to mention the angry mob outside the company building! And the Grimoire is gone!"

Stolas then chuckles lightly

"why are you laughing this isn't funny Stolas!!"

"You know Blitzy, even with your little cocky attitude you still care about people and you do need to be given credit for that"

he says with a smile.

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean!??"

He then puts me down and silently shuffles around in his bag.

"Stolas answer me!?? Why are you so calm!??"

He then chuckles again and takes out..

THE BOOK!??