Texts 「WooChul」

Chapter 15

「Language Series! First up is Spanish! Why Spanish and not Italian? Well for starters I'm trying to learn languages other than my mother tongue. And it might be because I might accidentally write all of the next chapters in Italian.😅」

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Today is the day Jin-Woo will finally ask Mr. Woo for a d-d-d-date!

He had been psyching himself up for the last 4 hours. Of course those 4 hours were spent either pacing back and forth in his room and binge eating cheetos.

He had google translate up and ready. He knows that it doesn't actually give accurate translation. But Jin-Woo had no other choice, Jin-Ah wasn't helping him. (In fact she just took his phone, giggled suspiciously and quickly texted someone.)

'Ok Jin-Woo you better not mess this up. This is your one chance to date the mysterious cutie of Korea.'

Holding his phone tight in his hands. Jin-Woo started to shake uncontrollably. Nerves getting the better of him.

Breathe Jin-Woo!

You might faint before you can even type a message.

"Phew. Here goes..."

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

Jin-Woo
*Quiero defecar?!
[Will you please go out with me?!"]

And sent!

Now all Jin-Woo has to do is wait for his response.

A few minutes later he got a response.

With trembling fingers he clicks it.

Cutie💜
Sure.

S-s-s-sure?!

Eh.

Eeeeeeeh?!

No way...

Is this real?

"I'm not hallucinating this right?"

Jin-Woo could not believe his eyes. Mr. Woo answered his question. In. The. Best. Possible. Way!

He quickly types his reply.

Jin-Woo
A-Are you for real?!

Cutie💜
Yeah. Why not?

He could feel his face heat up. Enough to make Jin-Ah tease him for sure.

Jin-Woo
W-when's a good time?

Cutie💜
Um. Whenever you want? It's your choice after all.

Jin-Woo
W-where? Public or some c-cafe?

Cutie💜
Shouldn't your own place suffice?

Jin-Woo
Eh? My place? Isn't that a tad bit fast?

Jin-Woo could not help but feel so so so so freaking excited.

The idea of Mr. Woo being in his house sends shivers down his spine.

But before he could type out something along the lines of "Yes please" or "When can you come over". Mr. Woo sent him another text.

And unlike his previous message this one nearly sent his soul to heaven. (Or hell.)

Cutie💜
Rather it's your own decision to um poop in your house or some public place. No one can judge you for doing your business in your own home.

Wait what?!

Where on earth did he get that from?!

Jin-Woo
exvuse mne???
um i have no idea what you are saying

Cutie💜
Hm? Well you sent something in Spanish right? I don't know Spanish so I googled it...

If he googled it then shouldn't it translate to-

Cutie💜
You were asking if you could take a 💩.

-will you please go out.. with.. me...

The fact Mr. Woo used an emoji should have made his heart flutter. If it wasn't a fucking poop!

Jin-Woo
Shit...

A second later.

Cutie💜
*Idioma.

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「Author's note:」

Next up is German! You can also suggest?

* I want to poop.
* Language.