Canadian Provinces Visit the Statehouse

incorect quotes 4 (and some actual writing)

Guess who forgot they have ongoing stories. 

Incorrect Quotes 4

Florida: Change is inedible.
California: Don't you mean inevitable?
Florida, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

California: Must be hard not being able to laugh
New York: I do have a sense of humor you know
California: I've never heard you laugh before
New York: I've never heard you say anything funny

Nunavut: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Alaska: Oh, you've been?
Nunavut: Once. In Monopoly.

Labrador, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Nova Scotia: But – that's just a trash can.
Labrador: It sure is!

*New Brunswick and Nova Scotia skipping stones on lake*
Nova Scotia: It's such a beautiful evening.
New Brunswick, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

New York: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

California: I can't believe you've done this...
Texas: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
California, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

New Brunswick: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
Labrador: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

Louisiana: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Florida: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Massachusetts: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

Newfoundland: That was a joke. Say ha.

Labrador: Ha.

Newfoundland: Now do it again.

Labrador: Ha.

Newfoundland: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

Now some actual writing:

"This will work right?" Florida asks.

New Brunswick smiles. "It should."

"Before we start, we needa name."

"Mais Quoi?" Florida looks at the province confused.

"Chaos?" Florida suggests.

"The chaos trio." New Brunswick says.

"Everyone else nods there heads. And that's when they became the chaos trio, or as others would soon begin to call them the headache trio. 

I'll try and update as often as I can now that I remembered this story exists again. If anyone has prank or chaos Ideas for our favorite trio please let me know.