New Brunswick: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
New Brunswick: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Georgia: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Florida: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
Nunavut: North-West-Territories, I'm sad.
N-W-T: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Pei: Newfoundland, I'm sad.
Newfoundland, nodding: mood.
Louisiana, whispering to Florida, who's on the phone with Mother Nature: Ask them something!
Florida: How are you feeling?
Mother Nature: Fine.
Louisiana: Something personal!
Florida: At what age did you first get your period?
Florida: DC and I are having a baby.
Random State: That's gre-
Florida, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
CDC: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Gov: CDC, that's a coma.
CDC: Sounds festive.
Ontario: You really believe in New Brunswick? Nova Scotia: Luckily, they believe in themselves enough for the both of us.
Texas: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Utah: Mind your language!
Texas: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Utah:
Texas: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
California: Okay, help me please!
New York: Got two words for you.
California: I bet they won't be helpful.
New York: Your problem.
California: I was right
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Canadian Provinces Visit the Statehouse
RandomShunanagins insue when the Canadian provinces visit the statehouse in a cultural exchange with the not so United States. (Stories, haedcanons and incorect quotes) Based off of Ben Brainards Statehouse/ The Table sieries
