"What is the point of your milk sacks, human?"
"My what?"
"Your milk sacks."
"You mean my boobs?"
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Did you decide that it was great idea to suddenly go out at 3 am to get a donut? Yes. Did you get kidnapped by an alien failing his human-ed...
author: welcome to the first ever Alien Affairs q&a
y/n: yayyyy
jungkook: what's a q&a
yoongi: i wanna go home
author: all anonymous questions were in my inbox, they do not have the user's name.
author: question #1 is on the screen:
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y/n: my parents are fine, they're both at a hospital right now for treatment, but other than that they're fine.
jimin: if it makes a human sick, you die!
y/n: *rolls eyes* They might be slightly worried because I haven't come in for the last few weeks, but Taehyung reassured them that I was fine before he came back.
author: question #2:
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jk: not to go too much into detail, but to other people she should smell like vanilla, lavender, and a hint of wintermint leaves... when she's ovulating, she should smell like their greatest desires too.
author: no, jungkook, what does she smell like to you-
jk: Next question!
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byul: I'm also 5, Jungkook and I grew up with each other... By the way, Jungkook can we talk after this?
