Jon Moxley- "What's the perfect length of a round of sex?"
"Depends on when we're having it."
Darby Allin- "How often do you masturbate to me?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"Just answer it."
"More when I'm travelling a lot. Go to sleep."
Kenny Omega- "Do you think we'll have cute kids?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course we will."
PAC- "What would you do if I dropped dead right now?"
"I'd call an ambulance. Now go back to sleep."
MJF- "If we were on a tv show, do you think viewers would ship us?"
"Of course they would. We're the best together."
Chris Jericho- "Before you met me, did you think you'd be alone forever?"
"Jesus Christ, baby, that's a heavy topic for sleepy talk."
Sammy Guevara- "If I killed someone, would you call the cops on me?"
"Baby, stop being weird and go to sleep."
"Would you?"
"Depends on the context."
Wardlow- "Do you think you're getting more attractive as you age?"
"I'd say so. I think I'm still looking good, probably better than when I was younger."
