Russia is online
America is online
America: Hey! Russia! Watcha doing dude?
Russia: Nothing
America: So...
Russia: ...become one with Mother Russia, da?
America: *shakes in fear* N-NO!!
Russia: Fine.
America: So, you want to have a drinking contest?
Russia: Sure
America: Okay *drinks a beer, and starts to feel a little tipsy*
Russia: *drinks a bottle of vodka, and doesn't feel anything* Your turn
America: *drinks 3 bottles, now is full out drunk* HEY DUDE!! EVERYTHING IS SO SPINNY...
Russia: *drinks 100 bottles of vodka, starts to feel a little tipsy* Y-your turn
America: Naw man, you won *passes out on the floor*
Russia: *carries him to his house, and writes 'Made in Russia' on his forehead with a Sharpie* It helps that I drink Vodka for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
America: Ughh...
America is offline
Russia is offline
~Megan/ Vietnam (still just me)
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Hetalia: The Chatroom (Complete!)
HumorPLEASE DON'T REQUEST ANYMORE CHAPTERS THIS STORY IS COMPLETE If you don't like APH America fite me bitch. Bye Felicia :^) (Started April 1st, 2015)
