Random Socks crew oneshots

Group Chats

So I saw a lot of stories where they had the texting scenes, and I love them! They're so random, and 90% of the time they don't make sense. So with that being said, don't expect this chapter to make any sense.

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DoctorDude: Sleepy is a much cuter word than tired, for now on everyone should say sleepy.

SockBoi: I'm so sleepy of your crap

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DinoUwU: Can I stay the night at your house?

Furry: Let me ask my mom

DinoUwU: You live alone

Furry: She said no

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SockBoi: I know you snuck out last night Blaza

BananaBoy: Who's Blaza?

SockBoi: Really?

BananaBoy: Crap

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4YearOld: Am I in trouble?

LaffenGas: Have a guess

4YearOld: No?

LaffenGas: Have another guess

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BananaBoy: Do you ever get water hungry?

DoctorDude: Thirsty?

BananaBoy: No, water hungry

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MuffinMan: I'm going to kill 1000 people and a monkey

Joooocie: Why a monkey?

MuffinMan: See, no one cares about the people!

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Furry: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% doesn't care

Mr.Krabz: That's 110%

Furry: 20% doesn't care

Mr.Krabz: Should have seen that coming

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BananaBoy: I want some crunchy soda

TBVGamer: Excuse me?

BananaBoy: s l u s h I e

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DoctorDude: Does age matter?

Joooocie: Why do you ask?

DoctorDude: I'm just checking to see if I can eat something off the kid's menu

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4YearOld: Are there any animals you hate?

OompaLoompa: Children

4YearOld: I'm 14!

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DoctorDude: If we were all in a room, and you had two bullets, who would you shoot?

DinoUwU: No one

Furry: Myself

SockBoi: I'd shoot you twice

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BananaBoy: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

LaffenGas: Blaza your a hazard

BananaBoy: Or I could bake them at 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second

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DinoUwU: Have a good day

Furry: Don't Tell me what to do!

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DoctorDude: Think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

LaffenGas: No, your a hazard for yourself

4YearOld: And a coward, do 20

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SockBoi: Happy fifth birthday

4YearOld: I hate you all

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LaffenGas: Rules are ment to be followed, nothing is ment to be broken

DoctorDude: Pinatas

MuffinMan: Karate boards

SockBoi: Spaghetti when you have a small bowl

BananaBoy: And rules!

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BananaBoy: I'm a confident driver

TBVGamer: The other day you ran me over

BananaBoy: Confidently though

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OompaLoompa: It's at times like these when I wish I listened to what my mother told me

Mr.Krabz: Why, what'd she tell you?

OompaLoompa: I don't know, I didn't listen

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BananaBoy: Jail is no fun, I should know

MuffinMan: You've been there?

BananaBoy: One time... in monopoly

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Joooocie: It's the inside that matters, not the outside

4YearOld: Give an example

Joooocie: Refrigerator

4YearOld: Fair enough

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SCAMMER: I have your kids, if you want them alive give me all your money

SockBoi: I don't have any kids?

SCAMMER: Then who just asked for a juice box and for the crust off of their grilled cheese?

SockBoi: THEY HAVE NADWE!

4YearOld: I'm right here

SockBoi: THEY HAVE MEME!

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DoctorDude: Roses are red, your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there to, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

SockBoi: no u

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533 words. That's all I got right now, but it was really fun to make, so I might do it again lol! Either way hope y'all enjoy, I'll get back to the requests soon I promise! Till next chapter peeps and have a great night!!!