South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

if you died ( that's hot baby boyy/girll/personn 😩)

Fattie

No they can't be dead..this is a joke right? Right? Please let it be a joke..I..I can't believe it.. why....why out of everyone them!?

Jew

No. This isn't true right? This must be some fucked up prank...right? They're not dead they can't be....

Drunk idiot

No no no no no I've lost another person...why them!! You could've taken me instead!! WHY THEM!?

Poor

No..my world..my everything....gone....why...

Space boy

What.. they're dead? No that's not true...it can't be....please...

Coffee

They're dead... No..no... no.. no no no no no no no no no no no no no...

Crybaby

they died...? No...why...out of all people why them.....

Richy rich boi

Why... why'd you take the one thing I had away....the one true happiness I had....

Innocent baby

J-jeez..t-theyre dead? No this isn't real.. i-i must be dreaming!! Please..

Diabetes but as a cute boy

They we're found dead last night..? No...no no they can't be gone!!..

Politics but a girl

What..no..... they're lying right? They aren't dead!! They can't be!! Please...god no...why....

Blonde

No...no this isn't the truth!! I know they aren't dead!! Please.....