South Park Boyfriend Scenarios/One-Shots

Dating Eric Cartman:

Would Include:
+You Guys Sharing Food
+Him Being Protective (y e s)
+Having a soft side(only for youu)
+Cuddles
+Stopping Him from fighting Kyle
+"Give me attention now"
+Surprisingly Him Actually Pretty Gentle And Nice Towards You (s o f t eric)
+Him Trying His Hardest To Be The Best Boyfriend
+kisses
+"Fuck off mom I'm hanging out with my partner"
+him always being adorable