Area 51 Handler: Hey 186!
Specimen 186: wah?
Area 51 Handler: *crouches down* can I get an.... Owa owa?
Specimen 186: *bouncing up and down in containment cell* OWA OWA! OWA OWA!
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Dr. Adrien: *coming in to check up on 186 and sees it perched on a shelf* Pft-
Specimen 186: *starts gagging*
Dr Adrien: Bubba nooo-
Specimen 186: *projectile vomits onto the floor and starts crying a little cause some got on Adriens shoe*
Dr. Adrien: *painfully laughs as he takes 186 off the shelf* nooooo
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Specimen 186: *covering itself in peanut butter cause it doesn't know what it is*
Dr. Adrien: *walks in on it* Pft- does that feel good?
Specimen 186: *looks him directly in the eyes* a h
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Specimen 186: *just existing*
Dr. Adrien and General Charlie, thinking it's the cutest thing ever and claiming it as their child: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK-
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Specimen 186 around humans: *pure bean. Chirps and trills. Hugs for days*
Specimen 186 with any other type of alien or supernatural creature: *eye twitch* I'm going feral
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Specimen 186: *crashes through General Charlie's window on a sled*
General Charlie: *unfazed* Hey Starlight
Specimen 186: *laying on its back with window shards around it* hi Carwee... dat hurt-
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At this point it's just a shitpost book
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