The Ultimate Lifeform

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Y/N: JoJo, why are we leaving Smoky behind with Miss Erina?

Joseph: Eh, it's too dangerous for him... We don't know what's out there

Y/N: Okay, out where?

Joseph: To find him... He mustn't be far from the river, we can start there

Y/N: You want to go where JoJo?

Joseph: Take a trip to meet an old friend

Y/N: And you want me to come along, why?

Joseph: Well you seemed to handle yourself against that last scum we faced

Y/N: I grabbed the girl and made a break for it, it was as simple as that

Joseph: I think there may be more, you just don't know yet, Straits said something about your grandparents having hamon...
Anyway we must be quick, Speedwagon is almost all I've got anymore

Y/N: I really have to sit on the back of the motorbike?

Joseph: Yes you bloke, now hurry up, we've wasted enough time chit-chatting

You two jump on the motorcycle and speed off into the unknown, in search for the one known as Speedwagon

Y/N: Hey JoJo! Up ahead

Joseph: Hm?

You spot some Mexican village

Joseph: A village?

Y/N: Maybe they've seen something?

Joseph: Screw that I need a break

Y/N: Huh?

JoJo stops the bike in its tracks shooting dust into the air and leaving behind tire marks on the sand, before jumping off and running to a feedbox full of water

Y/N: Jeez... I didn't know you were that thirsty

Joseph: It's there for a reason

He begins drinking water from the trough until he notices some horses doing the same

Y/N: I meant, I didn't know you were that desperate to drink from a horses feeder

Joseph: Ew! It was for horses? Dammit!

You then hear the Mexican bandits laughing at JoJo for drinking the water

Bandit 1: Hey, gringos!

Bandit 2: Gringos in these parts?

Bandit 1: Stinks like Americans!

Bandit 3: I don't like them here!

Bandit: Let's take all their stuff and dump 'im in the desert!

They continue talking amongst themselves about what to do

Y/N: I can't believe you did that JoJo... Next time check before drinking anything, that could've been sewer waste

Joseph: Don't put that thought in my head, it makes me want to gag just thinking of it

Bandit 3: Hey are you dumbasses listening?!

JoJo looks towards you a second

Joseph: Watch and learn

He flicks up his biking goggles with a finger so hard that it shatters the glass lenses and flying straight towards the banditos, hitting the wall behind one of the bandits surrounding them by shards of glass to the surprise of everyone except you and JoJo

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