The two of you lean against the wall on some random building, you have a toothpick in your mouth gazing at the surrounding area
Y/N: Dang, I'm starving here Smoke, when we gonna get some grub
Smokey: We'll snag someone in no time
Y/N: Yeah you say that, but it's a whole other thing actually happening
Smokey: Trust me, hey what about that bloke over there
Y/N: God he's huge what does he eat?
Smokey: Like you're that far off from him
Y/N: It looks like he eats people for breakfast... maybe even a horse
Smokey: He's not that smart from the looks of it, all brawn and no brain just like you... This'll be easy pickings for sure
Y/N: Well then get him!
Smokey: What? Why do I always have to take the risk, huh?
Y/N: Because you're faster than me as you said I'm getting too bulky right
Smokey: More like you're just all brawn
Y/N: HEY! Come on he looks rich we may get a good meal for once in the first in a long time... Besides this was your idea
Smokey: He's huge what if tries to fight me.. he'd kill me
Y/N: Then I'll step in
Smokey: Damn, fine
Smokey walks past the man and yanks his wallet right out of his hand well the guy pulls it out and runs off with it towards an alley
Shop Owner: Hey that damn kid stole your wallet!
You run over to Smokey
Smokey: Hmph! Dumbass!
Y/N: So how much you get
Smokey: Hopefully a lot, man like taking candy from a ba-
Cop: Ga ha hahaha! What've we got here, looks like we caught you red-handed Smokey!
Y/N: Dammit, it's the coppers
You turn to the end of the alley
Cop 2: Where do you think you're going
L/N!
Y/N: I thought maybe I'd call it a day, how bout you?
Cop 2: Not even close
Y/N: Oh that so, huh
You spit out the toothpick on the ground yet before you could say another word Smokey got knocked down to the ground by them
Y/N: Hey what gives! It was a damn wallet!
The other cop throws his baton at you but your fast and duck then come back fast with a powerful uppercut to his jaw sending him flying
Y/N: That's what you get! I was born in the Bronx did you forget you greaseball!
Cop: Hey!
He aims his gun at you clearly aggravated
Y/N: Woah, woah... I concede
Cop: Smart
He then hits you hard in the stomach with his baton whilst you cough out in return to the pain
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency X Male Reader
FanfictionYou were just some poor kid scrounging for food day by day not knowing your real parents or anyone for that matter your only other friend being one of the same but your unfufilling life was about to change when you meet a strange English Man... This...
