[In Kep1er's dorm]
*Knocking at the door*
Youngeun: Crap, it's the police!
Bahiyyih: What?!?! How did they find us?
Hikaru: Hide the guns! And the car keys! And the Ramyeon! And the lighters!
K. Dayeon, rushing around, collecting the stuff: Yep, got it. Anything else we've forgotten?
Youngeun: Nope, I think that's everything.
Bahiyyih: Quick, hide! Yujin-unnie and Xiaoting-unnie are going to open the door!
Police Officer: Hello ma'am, is this the residence of Ezaki Hikaru, Huening Bahiyyih, Kim Dayeon, Kim Youngeun?
Yujin: Ah, yes?
Police: May I know your relation to them?
Yujin: I'm their mother. They're not hurt or anything, are they?
Xiaoting: They haven't been back all day!
Police Officer: Quite the opposite, actually. Those four have been causing quite some trouble at the local store.
Yujin: Oh dear, what did they do this time?
Police Officer: They've been suspected of threatening the cashier of the local store, robbing the store of all their Ramyeon, lighting the store on fire, then finally escaping in a stolen vehicle.
Xiaoting:
Yujin:
Yujin: YOUNGEUN, DAYEON, HIKARU, BAHIYYIH!!! GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!
K. Dayeon, whispering: uh oh.
Hikaru, covering Dayeon's mouth: Shhh!
Yujin, wielding her slipper: I can hear you~
Hikaru: Shit- Run!!!
Xiaoting, to the shocked Police Officer: Very sorry, we'll be in touch with you sometime soon. That is, if the kids are still alive.
Xiaoting: Run guys, I'll hold her down for now! And Yujin, don't kill the children!
[Later, in a nearby park]
Bahiyyih: Ok, we are NEVER doing that again.
Youngeun: Yujin-unnie is always mad at me, but this time was really scary...
Dayeon: We need to get rid of the rest of the evidence.
Dayeon: To prevent her from ever bringing this up again.
Bahiyyih: What should we do with it?
Hikaru: Hm... I have an idea.
[At Billlie's dorm]
Moon Sua: Sheon! You got a package from your friends!
Suyeon: Oh? Who?
Moon Sua: Youngeun and three others from Kep1er.
Suyeon: Hm, it can't be anything good then
Suyeon:
Suyeon: Well, no need to worry about cooking our meals for the next... Several months or so.
Moon Sua: *facepalms*
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Girls Planet 999/Kep1er
Humorit's been a year since gp999 started and almost a year since it's ended, but my mind still can't get over the show and its contestants. So here's a book of things the girls probably would never say, to make you forget the show ever ended.
