dear diary, (why?) why do they hate me? why don't fight back? why do i act like such a creep? (why?) why won't he date me? why did i hit him? why do i cry myself to sleep? (why?) somebody hug me, somebody fix me, somebody save me. send me a sign, god. get me some cold beer, something to live for...
oh, don't you find it strange? only thing we share is one last name. did i beat you at your own game? typical of me to put us all at shame. welcome to the family jewels, simmerin' sapphire can't keep his cool...
shut up, count your calories, i never looked good in mom jeans. wish i will like you, blue-eyed blondie, perfect body. maybe i should try harder, you should lower your expectations. i'm no quick-curl barbie, i was never cut out for prom queen...