♔ The Sassiest Cat Of All. ♔

I'll make you a deal, you untie me from the looney dog and I'll share my bagel.

I'm tied to a delusional dog and being dragged across the country. You don't exactly need a master's degree.

I'm also with a hamster named Rhino. Yes, Rhino. The hamster. Do not called the t.v. anything but a magic box when you're around him.

You make me mad and I bring out the claws! I got some pretty wicked claws under these mitts, do not, I beg of you, do not make me bring out these bad boys! It gets ugly!

Hey look you untied me!

Well the deal just expired.
  • ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴀᴡs
  • JoinedApril 11, 2015



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