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"That's- Vincent, that's fucking insane, you know that right?" ~𝘙𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵

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heyyy welcome to my uh page ig?

i hope u enjoy waiting till 2 am on a random Thursday for chapters because most of the time its that

i also majority try to write gut wrenching angst but pls go check out my friend @Suteko_yukeza ! absolutely heartbreaking stuff she makes! i love it and hate it at the same time

for those newer readers, i recommend you dont read loving you normally at all, it's ass. and instead read anything else! culinary crushes is a great place to start and why i recommend. after those 3 chapters, read the one shots. just- dont read the other two

anyways love you guys and hope u enjoy my shit

(also ty to all my lovely commenters and readers, i love u guys as well)

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"Besides,


you never told me your favourite food. " ~𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘰𝘥𝘺

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- You know that boy you pushed?
He committed suicide.
- That girl you called fat?
She starves herself.
- That kid you teased because he was crying?
His mom is dying.
- That old man you made fun of because of his scars?
He fought for our country.
- Everyone else you've been mean to?
You've hurt them or ruined their life.
- You think you know them? Guess what?
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
- If you're against bullying, then put this on your account. I bet 99% of you won't, but if you're that 1% with heart, show it.
Fake Friends: Say, "Love ya" jokingly.
Real Friends: Say, "I love you" and mean it.
Fake Friends: Will sit with you after a breakup and say, "I'm sorry."
Real Friends: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this.
-Credit to @brasonismylife-
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