universal_sarcasm

Hehe look at this edgelord 

Ya know I think I should stop saying yellow lightsaber. I should just say glowing yellow sword that Marcy got stabbed with

*burts in with a yellow lightsaber* 
          
          IF YOU THINK MLP NEEDED MORE HYPE SAY AYE
          
          IF YOU THINK MARCY IS THE BEST GIRL SAY AYE
          
          IF YOU THINK HUNTER, THE GOLDEN GUARD, IS TOO GOOD TO HAVE A PARTNER SAY AYE
          
          IF YOU THINK MABEL WAS VERY SELFISH IN GRAVITY FALLS SAY AYE
          
          IF YOU THINK I SHOULD STOP WATCHING GAY DISNEY SHOWS SAY AYE, not like I’ll listen
          
          AND IF YOU THINK I SHOULD STOP YELLING SAY AYE

Alright, question. What are your ideal teachers for each subject? List good things and bad things because every human has flaws. Except it’s Hogwarts because it’s a story idea that takes place in the future and I don’t want to add any of the original teachers-

I have an incredibly open and accepting school with pride posters in nearly every classroom. My history class (also my favourite) has a banner of every pride flag going along the wall like it’s a party decoration and boxes of art supplies to be able to make every skin tone. We even had this thing called the GSA (gender and sexuality alliance) that we could attend every week but it sadly closed due to mask mandates and social distancing rules. Same with another thing for accepting all races and religions (sorry but I forgot the exact name)
          
          The bad part is that SO many people that attend the school are homophobic, racist, sexist, islamaphobic, you name it. Luckily I only know two as of the moment and my mission right now is to take advantage of my position in Journalism as editor-in-chief to reopen the GSA and the other club now that wearing a mask is optional (don’t worry, an overwhelming amount of people are still wearing masks) 
          
          Wish me luck, the school might be accepting, but we still have that small group of bitches doing whatever it takes to hate on others. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when the clubs reopen thanks to me >:)

Why do I have smutty romance books in my “recommended” when I’m not even into that genre and don’t read any of them…. This is partially why Ao3 is better TvT

By the way if anyone here ever messes with this person your gonna face the wrath of a thousands peices of glass cutting into your skin and 12 months of the police looking for the parts of your body :D

Watch me make this story that takes place in Hogwarts YEARS after the canon timeline just because I like the whole concept of it even though I didn’t finish the last book and don’t plan on finishing it either. Also add a cute Slytherin with social anxiety that takes care and will take in anyone from any of the other houses despite knowing that their house will always be labeled as evil, Ravenclaw that will procrastinate on homework and will spend five minutes panicking instead of doing the actual assignment, Hufflepuff that’s rebellious and constantly gets in trouble, and a Gryffindor who gets jump-scared easily and would go “nope nope nope I am NOT taking a risk and jumping off a cliff screw you and your “bravery” imma go take a nap.”
          
          Or watch me blabber on and just give up because I lost motivation or don’t have anyone to write it with.
          
          Either works.

I hate this profile pic. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Time to turn this page into a Neito Monoma appreciation page (don’t mistake that for a simp or ship page. Just don’t)

IM BACK. I HAVENT SERIOUSLY EEN ON FOR NEARLY HALF A YEAR. AND NOW…YOUR BOI IS BACK