I enjoy writing at 3:00 am when my sleeping pills are still in my system. 
I'm a walking boy repellent.
I have mastered the art of burning water. HMU for tips.
Search up French fries and you'll find my face.
If I read something for too long I sneeze.
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totallybugging totallybugging 4 hours ago
Update for R&J is gonna be late. It'll be up by Wednesday. 
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Stories by ❁Queen Eliza❁
Failing Life For Dummies by totallybugging
Failing Life For Dummies Humor
"GET UP! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!" Delilah shrieks jumping up and down. "Delilah, you look like a bimbo reacting to a bad spray tan." I say rolling my eyes. "Agdghebem." She begins to f...
THE R&J SYNDROME by totallybugging
She was Juliet and her heart was Romeo. Together they lived as one. * * * Juliet has a rare heart condition and needs a transplant. Within 4 years she has gone through 3 including her own. Her body rejects the hear...
It's Cher by totallybugging
It's Cher Humor
Cher's the name...playing nice isn't my game. I may or may not be named after a drug. It's a need to know basis and you don't need to know. • • • It's Cher Eliza Tew ©2017 Copy right infringement is punishable by...
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