I enjoy writing at 3:00 am when my sleeping pills are still in my system. 
I'm a walking boy repellent.
I have mastered the art of burning water. HMU for tips.
Search up French fries and you'll find my face.
If I read something for too long I sneeze.
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totallybugging totallybugging Sep 06, 2017 07:04PM
I updated Failing Life For Dummies! Enjoy!
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Stories by ❁Queen Eliza❁
THE R&J SYNDROME by totallybugging
She was Juliet and her heart was Romeo. Together they lived as one. * * * Juliet has a rare heart condition and needs a transplant. Within 4 years she has gone through 3 including her own. Her body rejects the hear...
Failing Life For Dummies by totallybugging
Failing Life For Dummies Humor
"GET UP! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!" Delilah shrieks jumping up and down. "Delilah, you look like a bimbo reacting to a bad spray tan." I say rolling my eyes. "Agdghebem." She begins to f...
It's Cher by totallybugging
It's Cher Humor
Cher's the name...playing nice isn't my game. I may or may not be named after a drug. It's a need to know basis and you don't need to know. • • • It's Cher Eliza Tew ©2017 Copy right infringement is punishable by...
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