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I laughed hard when you said “ Ah, the famous trying-to- do- innocent- puppy-eyes-but-just-looking-constipated- approach. It’s my favorite. I use it when I need toilet paper. Works like a charm” in a comment section. 

So here's an opinion: Whiskey just took Haus bylaw #13 too literally

I JUST NOTICED THAT THE #DIDTHATSEND2k15 THING IS STILL THERE OMG I CANT BREATHE

im not even kidding when i say that Masquerade is named after the POTO (Phantom Of The Opera) song bc i grew up on that lmao

Nice profile pic  Zen is yummy

I have so much appreciation for those fourth wall comments. They're freaking hilarious. Thank you for reading my stupid story omf

"Um." - me after seeing my story had 4.04K reads

Can I hug everybody? Virtual hug? 

Honestly woke up to 39 notifications this morning. My life is complete.

OH!!!11!! 3k+ READS!!! GUESS WHO'S ALMOST DONE WITH THE UPDATE?!??!11/ GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS