Worm

me reading through all the weird stuff i wrote: oh yikes. oh YIKES-

GUESS WHOS BACK BABY
          AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS OF RADIO SILENCE, THE ALMIGHTY WORM GOD RETURNS

I stumbled upon your account and wow it's really good

https://youtu.be/r9DfclXYDlM

Rebranding tiiiime

forehead emoji man and wine mum are adorable together, and perfect dog, troublesome dog, and dog who's name we don't know yet are also adorable

YIAY 500

Alexander the great was the g r e a t e s t. Like?? In 13 years he took over the entire Persian empire and like,, that area of the Mediterranean, and almost took over India except his followers were flat eathers and thought if they went any further they'd fall of the edge of the earth
          
          And he was??? Really chill??? Like,,, for the most part he was nice to the locals (until it came to Persia and that stuff but like the persians were kinda dicks to Greece and Macedonia so I'm not rly surprised he was pissed)
          
          Also??? The fuckin??? Knot??? Like,,, 'oh this is knot that can n ot be untied unless you are v v smart' then Alex comes along and just,,, cuts it in half I love him
          
          And no, he was not Greek, he was Macedonian, and he was so cool,,, best Alex (sry Hamilton - but you did cheat on Eliza-)
          
          no I do not take constructive criticism

The chords that llama from that one scene in sing are a l o t like the ones from the acoustic version of My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon by Fall Out Boy, and the 'teeeeeeth' thing from Trolls is probably a reference to Practise Makes Perfect by Cute Is What We Aim For
          
          that is all, goodbye

Dear pineandapplejuice
          Thanks for the follow! 
          Sincerely, me