I don't see why someone would care enough to read this, however if you do then hi. 

It's so weird that whoever might be reading this can literally be living a mile from me or thousands of kilometers away and I'll never know.

For all you know, I could be a hacker trying to get your private info or a part of the illuminati. Maybe a Russian spy. 

Anyway if I didn't love reading, I wouldn't be here so apart from stating the obvious, I can tell you that I have the mouth of a sailor. 
Cussing is like my second language. 

I also love to write. 
I should really shut up. 

Okay then, I guess this is all there is to me. 
Or is it?