Thea Violet

A bio is a place where people can get to know you so I'll do it, but please do not get scared off because of my weird, obsessive and violent self.

Things about me that may or may not be true:
>I keep a loaded gun under my pillow in case of intruders so I can shoot myself and avoid meeting new people.
>Can eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting.
>Finished all 8 seasons of TVD in 4 weeks.
>Am a die heart BTS army.
>The closest I came to date was when I made dinner for two and ate both.
>If you can't laugh at yourself, then I probably will.
>It's tough being a single mom. At least that's what I've been told.
>Sound like a pro in my head but sounds like an idiot in real life.
>Don't ask me where I see myself in 5 years because I'm not even sure where I'm gonna end up tonight.
>I cry even if a song/book/movie is slightly sad.
>Favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... ITS LUNCH BISHES!
>I'm in love with my bed but my alarm clock is a jealous bish.
>I might be that weird neighbor girl that dances in front of the window with the dog dressed like Cinderella.
>I don't have a dog.

And yes all of you might be thinking that there's something wrong me since putting so much effort into a simple bio.
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