I'm married to a smutty idiot
Don't trust me with your children
There is a 89% chance I'll just kill them off
You can ask my wife
I've killed her children and my children numerous times
I only breathe angst so don't expect much else (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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