The Blind Basilisk

Anyway, so we are three kings from orient- no, we aren't, that song's annoying. Anyway, we're Aardvark, Catlee and Spaskia. 
Hey, have you realised out of those three, only Aardvark is recognised? Weird internet. In fact, I am adding Catlee and Spaskia to the dictionary right now! *adds to dictionary*

Anyway, we are (as a group):

Stormers
Disnerds 
Breaking Badasses
Gladers 
Miserables 
Nirvanians
Potterheads
Phangirls
Sherlockians 
Pledgies 
Thronees 
Nerdfighters
Killers
Tributes
Twin Peakies
Whovians
Wickedites 

Isn't this charming? By the way, we are NOT:
Twihards 
Directioners
Swifties. 

[Edit: Can we cut that part out because I feel bad for anyone that actually bothers to read this because now we made them think of One Direction?]
[Edit: No, we can't, because it is important that people understand and don't question us (or me anyway) about them, especially Twilight, because it's bleurgh and I will actually go meh, so...]
[EDIT: Hmph. On your head be it.]
Now go and read our books.

To anyone who actually reads this far aardvark had nothing to do with this profile about thingy!