I realize that I should have most likely updated this cause it was shit before. Aight. Um hi? I'm the derptor. My name is Emily, and I am literally the ultimate FANGIRL. Ask any of my irl friends, I fucking dare you. Just gonna state it like this, I don't have an otp, I HAVE A FUCKING NAVY. So read my fictions if you want, I update as often as I can, but it can be just a /tad/ bit much. So excuse me for being a lazy bitch, but this is how we do it round these parts. So umm fuck yeah read my books BAIIII

~Derptor
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the__derptor the__derptor Jun 22, 2015 03:14PM
I'm not dead. Simply..... yeah I was dead for a good amount of time. I kind of just forgot to come on wattpad? Whatever, I'll update more now, maybe even a new one shot. 
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Book of one shots/prompts by the__derptor
Book of one shots/prompts
So I finally got around to writing this (finally) and I'm just gonna put all of my one shots (sometimes based...
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Seige of the Cyberponies by the__derptor
Seige of the Cyberponies
Derpy is an ordinary pony. Well, as normal as a pony with wonky eyes can be. So when a stallion offers to tak...
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Doctor Whooves: One Small Mistake by the__derptor
Doctor Whooves: One Small Mistake
The doctor is just saving earth, yet again. Until the DALEKS shoot down his ship from the sky. To make things...
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