Too empathetic for my own good, with an imagination that, for better or worse, never turns off; I'm just a girl who's trying (struggling) to waddle my way through life. Finally growing a pair of ovaries, I decided to release some of my brainchildren on to the inter-webs. So please, be kind to me and my babies (unless they are being little sh*ts, then give them hell). I highly encourage comments, constructive suggestions, and asking any question your heart may desire.


Interesting Tidbits:

•I have a shopping disease, in which, whenever I see the word "SALE" a little part of my brain turns off and my wallet automatically opens.

•I'm highly amused by these things called memes and find them applicable in pretty much every circumstance (I dare you to name one where it doesn't apply. Go ahead, make my day). 

•My default reaction for everything is sass and humor; in fact, I have never met another person who laughs more at my own jokes then I do