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surrealmemes
May 24, 2015 08:01PM
Life Lessons:You can not eat trees, but they can eat you.Do not skin people alive.Do not throw a brick straight up.Stabbing doesn't tickle.Babies don't like rabid animals.View all Conversations
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- 5 Published Stories
Stop Looking At Me (Romance Novel)
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When Poppy meets her new step brother she's nervous. She slowly begins to think her relationship with Luke co...
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The Walking Dead Short Stories
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Here are a collection of The Walking Dead semi-short stories. I might do 3 chapters of a story and 4 for a di...
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The Land of Crystals
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15 year old Jenna Inkman has always been obsessed with old fairytales and other fantasy things. She's thought...
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